ch4d:

sia get out of my house

ch4d:

sia get out of my house

(Source: fakehermes, via zachsgay)

stability:

people who feel comfortable pooping anywhere other than their house are not to be trifled with

(Source: stability, via riyal)

iguanamouth:

"what are your plans for the future" *shrugs so hard that my arms detach at the shoulders and i am no longer asked any questions that arent about my missing limbs*

(via shouldnt)

“I hope my absence haunts you.”

(Six Word Story)

(Source: queen-ofqueens, via a-blossoming-rose)

unfollower:

i automatically classify anything over $5 as expensive

(via twinking)

poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

(via riyal)

“I’ll marry a person who knows how I take my tea, coffee, and alcohol
And knows when to make which.”

hilloween:

ezelsklap:

niallwardvevo:

ventai:

HE HAS RETURNED

HE’S BACK

THE GOD

a prostitute

(via twinking)

agists:

dulect:

how to get up in the morning

  • you don’t

 

(via twinking)

1924us:

Original illustration | 1924Quote, Rakishi’s & Whot’s notes. 

1924us:

Original illustration | 1924
Quote, Rakishi’s & Whot’s notes. 

(via clitterly)