shipsnamedenterprise:

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

(Source: spoopydata, via greetings)

shyowl:

thirdeyedilated:

Lionesses are pretty alright.

hippie vibes

shyowl:

thirdeyedilated:

Lionesses are pretty alright.

hippie vibes

(via shaky)

spoof:

there should be a dating website called ebae

(Source: despute, via riyal)

trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

(via idjtits)

mytoecold:

Pretty cool how if you run out of money you can just stab someone and take theirs

(via idjtits)

4thalbum:

"all gays will go to hell"

oh noooo…. what will i do… surrounded with ……. nothing ……. but other homosexuals……….. u win this round……… god

(via idjtits)

shouldnt:

Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word

(via idjtits)

“it’s like i’m living la vida without the loca”

my dad when my mom said we weren’t having pizza (via pemsylvania)

(Source: pemsylvania, via idjtits)

spookycried:

full homo

spookycried:

full homo

(Source: cruaotic, via idjtits)

i dont even sleep anymore i just die for a couple hours each day

(Source: lampsarepeopletoo, via bunsen)